December 2011
84 posts
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Dudley Dursley: Straight dicking since 1991
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"Scars can come in useful. I have one myself above...
This is the London Underground map.
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING TO YOUR KNEE DUMBLEDORE????
Can we talk about how...
Fleur Delacour decided to work at Gringotts to “improve her english”… I had no idea that to improve your english is a euphemism for “suck Bill Weasley’s dick”
Look at that face. You’re not fooling anyone Fleur.