April 2012
50 posts
“Harry Potter isn’t real? Oh no! Wait, wait, what do you mean by real? Is this...”
– John Green (via worldnspins)
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??
Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.
James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro
Apr 25th
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Dear people who question why girls go to the...
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake. Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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An Athlete: What was the greatest moment in sports history?
Me: Viktor Krum caught the snitch but Ireland won.
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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After she had her children, Ginny visited...
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
Apr 23rd
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jasongrill: There should be a Harry Potter prequel all about Percy Weasley. The tagline would be This time, it’s Percival.
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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everyone: I miss Harry Potter.
Apr 20th
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hagrid: hey I just met you
hagrid: and this is crazy
hagrid: but happy birthday
hagrid: you're a wizard harry
Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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What if....
Hipsters are just Wizards unsuccessfully dressing up as muggles.
Apr 19th
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“Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington is a character name that by itself is better...”
– Hank Green (This Is Not Harry Potter)
Apr 18th
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Me: It's like in Harry Potter when--
Friend: No, I don't like Harry Potter.
Me:
Friend:
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Friend:
Police: So she just fell out the window?
Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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10 tags
Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Redvines are Red Headbands are Blue I must be a Hufflepuff To have FOUND someone like you.
Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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April 1st
Someone: I don't like Harry Potter.
Me:
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Someone: April Fools!
Me:
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Someone: I said April Fools!
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Police Officer: So they just fell out the window?
Apr 1st
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dumbledore: slytherin wins the house cup.
slytherin: WOO! VICTORY!
dumbledore: haha wait I forgot, 100 points to harry potter for breathing.
Apr 1st
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