April 2012
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Harry Potter isn’t real? Oh no! Wait, wait, what do you mean by real? Is this...
– John Green (via worldnspins)
a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into
James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??
Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.
James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
An Athlete: What was the greatest moment in sports history?
Me: Viktor Krum caught the snitch but Ireland won.
After she had her children, Ginny visited...
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
jasongrill:
There should be a Harry Potter prequel all about Percy Weasley.
The tagline would be
This time, it’s Percival.
everyone: I miss Harry Potter.
hagrid: hey I just met you
hagrid: and this is crazy
hagrid: but happy birthday
hagrid: you're a wizard harry
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What if....
Hipsters are just Wizards unsuccessfully dressing up as muggles.
Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington is a character name that by itself is better...
– Hank Green (This Is Not Harry Potter)
Me: It's like in Harry Potter when--
Friend: No, I don't like Harry Potter.
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Police: So she just fell out the window?
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Redvines are Red
Headbands are Blue
I must be a Hufflepuff
To have FOUND someone like you.
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April 1st
Someone: I don't like Harry Potter.
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Someone: April Fools!
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Someone: I said April Fools!
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Police Officer: So they just fell out the window?
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dumbledore: slytherin wins the house cup.
slytherin: WOO! VICTORY!
dumbledore: haha wait I forgot, 100 points to harry potter for breathing.