June 2012
95 posts
- Draco: Nice scar. Where did you get it?
- Harry: Thanks. Voldemort gave it to me back in the 80's.
- Draco: Vintage. So adorable.
- Harry: Thanks. *walks away*
- Draco: That is the ugliest effing scar I've ever seen.
if somebody wanted to see you naked they could just brew a polyjuice potion and suddenly your whole body would be theirs to explore at their leisure without your consent
the wizarding world is not a comfortable place
what if you got a stain on the invisibility cloak and you were just walking around hogwarts as this tiny floating dollop of ketchup
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but i hate your father
10 points from gryffindor
- Lily Evans: messing up your hair because you think it looks cool to look like you've just got off your broomstick
- James Potter:
- Sirius Black: stop blowing holes in my ship
- Lily Evans: showing off with that stupid Snitch
- James Potter:
- Sirius Black: Lily stop it
- Lily Evans: walking down corridors and hexing anyone who annoys you just because you can - I'm surprised your broomstick can get off the ground with that fat head on it
- James Potter:
- Sirius Black: you guise are my otp
- Lily Evans: you make me SICK
- Sirius Black: omg here come the feels
