July 2012
73 posts
The Fandom: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
Harry Potter: Why are you here? All of you.
The Fandom: We never left.
[few seconds later]
The Fandom: You're nearly there.
Harry Potter: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to block your social life for Tumblr. And, what about all of your friends?
The Fandom: Others will tell them why we love Tumblr. One day, they'll understand.
Harry Potter: You'll stay with me?
The Fandom: Until the end.
Harry Potter: They won't be able to see you?
The Fandom: No. We're here, you see.
[points to Harry's heart]
Harry Potter: Stay close to me.
The Fandom: Always.
*slytherin wins house cup*
dumbledore: i don't think so
dumbledore: five hundred points to gryffindor for being fabulous
I'm assuming the London Olympics will have...
thatharrypottergirl:
no one loves harry potter more than abc family
It’s Christmas??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!
It’s the 4th of July??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!
It’s Easter??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!
It’s Memorial Day??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!
It’s President’s Day??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!
It’s November??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!
It’s pretty hot in Philadelphia this week??? HARRY POTTER...
msdarcys:
and then i realized
my life revolves around people that don’t exist
Believe in magic you muggle
gi-nnyweasley:
harry-ron-andhermione:
professorgilderoy-lockhart:
enemiesofthe-heir:
thechamberofsecrets:
has been opened
shit
don’t worry i’ve got this
no fuck you
can someone help me rn
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
I mean,
Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE...
caputdraconis:
JK Rowling could read the ingredients in a bar of soap outloud and I would still sob and think it was the most amazing thing I’ve ever heard.
tv: kenneth branagh, five-times oscar nominee
me: and five-times winner of witch weekly's most-charming-smile-award
nothisiscarlie:
most-things-except-meat-in-a-can:
is everyone just ignoring the fact VOLDEMORT IS BACK
HARRY JAMES POTTER YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB
I would like to make the argument that Harry James Potter had quite a few jobs… Surely he had 7 at least.
thelastdayalive:
Harry Potter, the boy who lived
BUT EVERYBODY ELSE FUCKING DIED
So if a guy took a Polyjuice Potion and became a...
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vondell-swain:
a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into
little-bit-fancy:
Today I came across a wi-fi connection called ‘Hogwarts’ I decided I would hack my first wi-fi I put in ‘alohomora’ It worked
Snape applies for the Dark Arts position for the...
Dumbledore: Ah, Professor Snape, let's see... what are your qualifications?
Snape: I knew more dark spells before I entered Hogwarts than most fully grown wizards. I have seen first hand what the Death Eaters are capable of. I risk my life for the student body every year by defending them against the Dark Arts. I am a skilled Occlumens. I got top marks in every single class I took at Hogwarts. I passed all my O.W.L.s and N.E.W.T.s. with flying colours. I am a spy for the Order and a good guy. Even the worthless moronic dunderheads seem to pass my classes. I don't have Voldemort attached to my head. Nor am I a fraud. Or disguised using Polyjuice Potion -
Dumbledore: Yes, that's all good and well. Are you interested in killing Harry Potter?
Snape: Of course not.
Dumbledore: I'm sorry, Severus, I'm going to have to decline your application.
INTERVIEWER: Which is your favourite club?
JASON ISAACS: The exclusive British actors' I-was-in-Harry-Potter-and-you-weren't' society, of which I am a smug member.
blonde-bookworm:
Sometimes I forget that not everyone knows everything that ever happened in the Harry Potter Universe.
letterstomrpotter:
OH MY GOD IT’S JULY 19TH I TOTALLY FORGOT TO REMEMBER HARRY POTTER ON JULY 15TH I AM A DISGRACE TO THIS ENTIRE FANDOM OH MY GOD
Doctor Who fans: New season this year!
Sherlock fans: New season this year!
Glee fans: New season this year!
Hunger Games fans: New movie this year!
Harry Potter fans:
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Harry Potter fans: I want to die.
evanesco-whispers:
shavingryansprivates:
what doesn’t kill you often causes post-traumatic stress disorder
#you mean harry potter
