September 2012
76 posts
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
August 2012
72 posts
“How lazy are the magicians in Harry Potter.You already have magic do you really need elf slaves too?”
—Jokes: Harry Potter bull#$%# (via collegehumor)
craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazycaaaaaaaaaas:
when you’re feeling down, just remember that at least you’re not gilderoy lockhart.
#which means we might actually be Gilderoy and we just don’t know it
Have you ever tried to do a Harry Potter Spell?
- "Students may bring, if they desire, an owl, a cat, or a toad."
- Weasleys: FUCK THE POLICE
- Cat:
- Me: are you mcgonagall
- Cat:
Reactions during the deaths of HP:
- Quirrel: LOL
- Barty Crouch Sr.: lol ok
- Cedric: I was actually starting to like this one…
- Sirius Black: SLIGHTLY MENTALLY CRYING TO MYSELF AS I STARE AT THE PAGE IN HORROR WONDERING WHAT LIFE FOR HARRY HAS BECOME
- Dumbledore: SOBBING AS I LOOK UPON THE BOOK IN PAIN AND SUFFERING THINKING THAT THIS SHOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED AND THAT MY HEART JUST RIPPED A LITTLE
- Hedwig: HIT ME IN THE FACE AS I SCREAM IN FRUSTRATION
- Dobby: THROW ME INTO A WALL AS I SOB MY HEART OUT SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE BECAUSE DOBBY IS A FREE ELF NOT A DEAD ELF
- Fred: PUNCH ME IN THE FACE AFTER KICKING ME IN THE LEG AS I FALL TO THE GROUND IN DEPRESSIVE HORROR CRYING FOR HOW AND WHY JO COULD DO THIS TO ME
- Snape: ALL HE WANTED WAS LOVE YOU TWISTED SOULS
- Lupin: HE JUST HAD A SON, HE WAS THE ONLY FATHERLY FIGURE LEFT IN HARRY’S LIFE, THE LAST MARAUDER … NO
- Tonks: BUT SHE WAS A MOTHER AND SUCH A WONDERFUL HAPPY SPIRIT FULL OF LOVE THIS SHOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED…
- End of book: AND THEN MY EMOTIONS WERE THROWN INTO AN ABYSS OF PURE DARKNESS WHEN I WAS GREETED BY DEATH
Tumblr is like Hogwarts.
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
It’s divided into groups based on interests & personalities
People who belong to tumblr don’t talk about it to people who don’t
And the pictures move
ugh why can’t accio be a real thing
lol muggles
Why exactly is Tom Riddle’s award for special services to the school still in the Hogwarts trophy room?
#you’d think that after he started killing people they’d have removed it
The fact that there are people out there who don’t like Harry Potter scares the shit out of me
How much puff could a hufflepuff huff if a hufflepuff could huff puff
KATIE BELL IS DIVING FOR THE USA
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO QUIDDITCH KATIE?
