Muggles Need Not Apply

Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum

Reactions during the deaths of HP:

Quirrel:

LOL

Barty Crouch Sr.:

lol ok

Cedric:

I was actually starting to like this one…

Sirius Black:

SLIGHTLY MENTALLY CRYING TO MYSELF AS I STARE AT THE PAGE IN HORROR WONDERING WHAT LIFE FOR HARRY HAS BECOME

Dumbledore:

SOBBING AS I LOOK UPON THE BOOK IN PAIN AND SUFFERING THINKING THAT THIS SHOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED AND THAT MY HEART JUST RIPPED A LITTLE

Hedwig:

HIT ME IN THE FACE AS I SCREAM IN FRUSTRATION

Dobby:

THROW ME INTO A WALL AS I SOB MY HEART OUT SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE BECAUSE DOBBY IS A FREE ELF NOT A DEAD ELF

Fred:

PUNCH ME IN THE FACE AFTER KICKING ME IN THE LEG AS I FALL TO THE GROUND IN DEPRESSIVE HORROR CRYING FOR HOW AND WHY JO COULD DO THIS TO ME

Snape:

ALL HE WANTED WAS LOVE YOU TWISTED SOULS

Lupin:

HE JUST HAD A SON, HE WAS THE ONLY FATHERLY FIGURE LEFT IN HARRY’S LIFE, THE LAST MARAUDER … NO

Tonks:

BUT SHE WAS A MOTHER AND SUCH A WONDERFUL HAPPY SPIRIT FULL OF LOVE THIS SHOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED…

End of book:

AND THEN MY EMOTIONS WERE THROWN INTO AN ABYSS OF PURE DARKNESS WHEN I WAS GREETED BY DEATH